Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries Divorce Trial: Scheduled...

Our national nightmare will not end for at least another three months.
The day after Kris Humphries' lawyer peaced out on his client and also trashed Humphries for claiming he can annul his marriage to Kim Kardashian, a judge has set a trial date for this pair to finally hash it all out.
They will meet in court on May 6.

Kardashian's attorney fought for a date next month, but nothing was available until well into the spring.
By now, everyone (unfortunately) knows the particulars:

• Kris and Kim were married for 72 days.
• Kim has been pushing for a divorce for well over a year.
• Humphries has been stalling and claiming the marriage ought to be annulled because he was duped into a union Kim knew was phony from the start.
• In other words: he's holding out to embarrass Kim, irritate Kim or force Kim into giving him a ton of money. Or a combination of each.

Oh, and a pregnant Kim Kardashian is expecting Kanye West's baby. Good times all around.